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(Yet Another) Fracking Earthquake in Mexico City

May 22, 2009 · 1 Comment

You know you live in a seismically psychotic area when this page from the U.S. Geological Survey is one of your more-visited bookmarks. Note the URL of the link — quakes_big.php.

So yeah, another month, another earthquake. Today’s was a 5.7 in the eastern state of Puebla, about two hours from here. (The temblor in April was to the west, and of a similar strength). It was deep down in the earth, which somehow lessens the damage potential of quakes, although things still sway like a drunkard at last call.

During today’s quake, it went something like this:

1. Me sitting at computer, editing an article on bipolar disorder. My 5th-floor apartment seemed to be moving — more than it usually does when heavy trucks go by. (Yes, they cause a vibrational swaying in my apartment, fun fun fun). I’m thinking: Quake, or truck? Quake, or truck? …..QUAKE.

2. I then hear a banging sound and I suddenly feel very dizzy — the world is moving. I yell “Pati?” — our housekeeper — and find her in the hallway. She takes off her headphones, stops walking, feels the more-than-usual swaying and hears the banging, and we look at each other. Sismo! our faces say. I immediately do a series of retarded things, since standing there feels useless:

  • I get my dog, who is conveniently already ready for transport in his carrier (he goes there when Pati visits).
  • I grab my purse. I put on shoes (so I can go outside, and also really bad earthquakes can cause a lot of broken glass).
  • I open our front door (I have fears of quakes causing the earth to move and all the doors/windows in house jamming shut).

3. Pati — who admittedly, as a local, is beyond acquainted with earthquakes — doesn’t appear to be going anywhere. I ask her what we should do. She says it’s safer to stay in here than go downstairs. We have this conversation while the building keeps moving. I realize she’s right, although many people go outside after a quake, for fear of buildings collapsing.

4. The quake stops and that’s when my adrenaline comes rushing. I can barely speak b/c I’m now really feeling scared, but I tell her to call her kids using our phone (cell phones weren’t working). They’re OK.

5. Assessing that we’re OK, her kids are OK, and the world basically seems OK, I get back online, and precede to freak out, shaking with adrenaline. About 10 minutes later, the USGS posts the data on the quake, and Pati and I discuss how “fuerte” the quake felt.

What I still don’t understand, after experiencing approximately 5 earthquakes in under two years in Mexico is: How is it that an earthquake can feel so vividly powerful, yet not cause one thing to fall in the entire apartment? This goes without saying, but I simply can’t imagine the cataclysmic earthquake of 1985. As my friend Jonathan reminded me today, if my building, which was built in 1960, withstood that quake, it’s pretty damn strong. All the sway means it’s actually well-built — it (probably) won’t snap during the whiplashing.

I wish that were more comforting.

Categories: Mexico · Travel · Uniquely Mexico Moments · apocalypse · earthquakes · latin america · nature

Flu Outbreak in Mexico Adds Apocalyptic Touch

April 24, 2009 · 2 Comments

Are pigs to blame for the freaky flu outbreak in Mexico? <sub>By Flickr user pau.cc</a>

Are pigs to blame for the freaky flu outbreak in Mexico? (By Flickr user pau.cc)

About a year ago, I was walking down a street in Condesa with Brendan and friends Jesica and Erik. A massive storm had just blown through Mexico City, and tree limbs and leaves were making it hard to walk. Needless to say, the power was out in most of the city, so traffic was reaching an unprecedented cacophony.

“It often feels so apocalyptic here,” I said to Erik, speaking not only of the tendency for city services to come to a screeching halt after a thunderstorm, but the two earthquakes I had experienced in only a few months’ time. (And looming nearby are two beautiful but very powerful volcanoes.)

“That’s why I like it,” he said, with a big grin.

And now, after a spring filled with widespread water shortages, the city wakes up to the news that school is cancelled today due to a mysterious flu outbreak. Officials are wondering if it’s connected to the swine flu cases in California.

It came out of nowhere — yesterday was a normal day. Today: Bam, schools closed, people dying, traffic quiet. What the?

An email from Brendan: “don’t have physical contact with anyone today!” I sneezed this morning, and thought: Oh, no. Then: Oh, puh-leeze.

If you’ve ever seen the movie Apocalypto, you’d know this ain’t a new thing. Mexico always seems to be teetering on the edge — yesterday traffic was snarled for hours after a roof collapsed near our neighborhood — but a flu outbreak is taking it to a whole new level of discomfort. Earthquakes I can feel, flu germs – yikes.

Categories: Life · Mexico · apocalypse

No Me Gusta

January 22, 2009 · 3 Comments

As I do every morning, I just went to the home page of The New York Times to see what’s new in the world. Holy crap. My high from the inauguration lasted 48 hours, and just ended with the sound of a balloon releasing air and flying across the room, before landing limply and empty on the floor:

Microsoft Plans to Lay Off 5,000 Workers

Home Construction Ends Worst Year Since 1959

Sony Expects $3 Billion Loss for the Year

Dismal Economic News Drags Oil Prices Down

New Jobless Claims Rise More Than Expected to 589K

Study Finds New Evidence of Warming in Antarctica

Falling Pound Raises Fears of Stagnation

Shares Fall on Housing Worries and Microsoft Layoffs

Categories: Life · apocalypse · global warming · history · journalism · news · politics

If You’re Hurricane Ike-Obsessed Like Me

September 10, 2008 · 3 Comments

30 Wednesday. Damn him.

Hurricane Ike at 1:30 Wednesday. Damn him.

Google Maps now has a hurricane tracking feature. It’s pretty awesome, although at the same time pretty scary. As you can see, the current prediction is for Ike to make landfall on my homelands of Corpus Christi. Here’s hoping it gets fickle with the forecasters and veers way north (as in, Louisiana. Houston has my family in it, too) or way south (although not too close to me, claro.)

Also a good bookmark is the National Hurricane Center, where I just learned that within just the last four hours, Ike grew to a Category 2.

Categories: Life · Texas · apocalypse · corpus christi · environment · heat · hurricanes · weather
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You Know You Live in the Tropics When…

April 28, 2008 · 2 Comments

You have two seasons: Rainy and non-rainy.

The rainy season has begun here in Mexico City. And because we’re at 7,500 feet, it’s not exactly a warm, tropical rain:

rain in mexico city

And hail – a new experience for me. (Yesterday, my first real earthquake. Today, hail. What’s tomorrow going to bring? Holy hay-sus.)

hail

Categories: Life · Mexico · Travel · Uniquely Mexico Moments · apocalypse · earthquakes · environment · global warming · nature · photo essays · photos · summer · weather
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At Least My Fear Isn’t Totally Irrational

April 2, 2008 · 11 Comments

Joy awakens at 1:50 in the morning to a cacophony of police sirens, including a new siren she’s never heard before. It sounds frightening. In her exhausted, disoriented state, she bolts upright, assuming the new siren sound is The Siren. The one that goes off about 60 seconds before an earthquake strikes. (Yes, an alarm system is important for a city of millions, at least to get school kids under their desks, but what do you do in the middle of the night? If you’re in the shower? In the subway? In an MRI machine?) Still, Joy didn’t feel like taking chances.

Joy: Brendan, Brendan….Brendan!

Brendan (muffled): Eh…ugh…what? Stop tapping me.

Joy: Do you hear that? That siren? Do you think it’s….

Brendan (interrupting): No.

Joy: But it’s not going away like the other sirens.

Brendan: It’s been going off for awhile. Trust me, we’re fine.

Joy huffs and closes the windows to reduce the siren noise.

Brendan (laughing): Look at you! You were about to rush outside in your undergarments!

Joy: Well, that’s a lot of sirens.

Brendan: Yes.

Joy: Someone is having a shitty night tonight.

Brendan: Yes.

Next morning:

Brendan: Remember when you woke me in the middle of the night ready for the earthquake?

Joy: You never know. Plus, I was disoriented. There were sirens!

Brendan: Just what were you going to do if it was an earthquake?

Joy (perplexed that she has so no plan besides waking Brendan, especially since she’d rather be crushed than rush outdoors in her undergarments): I don’t know, grab Charlie…and…stand in a doorway.

Brendan: Great plan.

Joy (thinking about Brendan’s fear of cotton balls, but holding back): Thanks.

Categories: Life · Mexico · Travel · Uniquely Mexico Moments · apocalypse · earthquakes · family

Who Knew? Dinosaur Blood Makes for Crappy Gasoline

March 27, 2008 · 3 Comments

The following conversation took place as Joy drove home with her parents in a fossil fuel burning Chrysler. They were discussing Pemex, the nationalized oil company of Mexico. Mexico sells a lot of its crude oil to U.S. companies. Joy’s father is a long-time petrochemical refining consultant, so he’s seen his share of Mexican crude.

Dad: [Name of refinery redacted] processes about 50,000 barrels of Mexican crude every day.

Joy: 50,000 barrels a day? That’s a lot of gasoline. How we don’t run out, I have no idea. (Trying to sound smart)… Most Mexican oil is from offshore drilling.

Mom: I wonder why they don’t do more drilling onshore in Mexico?

Joy (speculating wildly): Probably because of all the mountains. It’s not flat like Texas.

Dad: No, that has nothing to do with it. It’s random, you find it where ever dinosaurs died….

Joy (dumbfounded): ….I thought gasoline was from, you know, old plants and stuff.

Dad: No, mostly dinosaurs. They’re huge and there used to be tons of them. That’s what most gasoline comes from.

Joy: That’s kind of creepy. And sad.

Mom: Yeah, it really is, isn’t it?

Dad: There’s even some crude that’s hard to use because it contains so much iron. Iron from the blood of dinosaurs. It’s hard to remove the iron.

Joy (a little grossed out): Uh, wow.

(Hours later, an incredulous Joy Googles the issue and discovers that one Tyrannosaurus Rex yields 460 gallons of gasoline. Moral of the story: Dinosaurs fuel this world.)

Categories: Life · Mexico · Texas · animals · apocalypse · education · environment · family · global warming · history · science · technology
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Latest Mexico Quake: ‘Did You Feel It?’

February 12, 2008 · 2 Comments

Yes, I did! But just a little. Our ceiling began to make a banging noise every few seconds. We thought our neighbors upstairs were embarking on a construction project at 7 in the morning.

The cool thing is that you can fill out an incident report with the U.S. Geological Survey, which I did.

The uncool thing is how frequently Mexico shows up on this list.

Categories: Mexico · apocalypse · earthquakes

Mexico City’s Creepiest: Santa Muerte and the Mercado Sonora

January 14, 2008 · 8 Comments

This weekend we ventured to the Mercado Sonora — the witchcraft market — and to the nearby Mercado La Merced, the city’s biggest food market. The former was exceedingly creepy — with caged animals, potions, herbs and statues of Santa Muerte for sale. The latter was quite lovely — giant stalls of bananas, banana leaves (for tamales), watermelons, pineapples, chiles, etc.

Santa Muerte, with her skeletal smile, is not an image that will quickly leave your head. She is worshipped by many of impoverished people here, and as the New York Times explains “Shrines to Santa Muerte have been erected in public spaces from Tijuana to the southern tip of Mexico. Merchants at the open-air Sonora Market, long known for selling amulets and healing potions, do a brisk business selling images of Santa Muerte in all sizes, wearing tunics of all colors.”

Santa Muerta in Mercado Sonora:

Santa Muerte

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Categories: Dia de los Muertos · Life · Mexico · Photography · Travel · Uniquely Mexico Moments · apocalypse · food · photos

Holy Crap: Mexico Volcano Spews Back to Life

December 3, 2007 · 9 Comments

El Popo Volcano

(015 Originally uploaded onto Flickr by arareko)

This weekend, while I was busy eating tamales and sipping tepache, one of our local volcanoes, Popocatépetl, decided to have a little fun, too. This is also QUITE the photo.

I’m not sure if it’s a good or a bad thing that I can’t see the volcanoes (because one is not enough fun, we have two nearby) from my apartment. On one hand, how frackin’ cool: I live amongst volcanoes.

On the other, omfg.

This sort of answers my question about where all the dust comes from. Doh.

Flickr photographer Arareko just happened to climb El Popo during the eruption. See his full series of photos here.

Categories: Life · Mexico · Travel · Uniquely Mexico Moments · apocalypse · environment · photos · science · weather
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Movie — Who Killed The Electric Car? — Everyone, I Guess

September 12, 2007 · 2 Comments

Last night we finally watched the documentary “Who Killed the Electric Car?”

It’s always a bit disheartening to learn that, because of the “big guys” (the rich white old men of the government, the oil companies and the automakers), the American consumer was never really given the chance to own the true electric car, which uses no gasoline.

About a decade ago, GM released the “EV1” model, an electric car that was the first step in the right direction (that is, a vehicle that didn’t run on smog-spewing foreign oil). They let a few thousand people lease the EV1 models in California and Arizona. When demand started to build, but other factors caused GM to stop production, GM took all their EV1 cars back, with force. They literally smashed the poor, innocent cars to bits and pieces, promising to “recycle” the parts. This didn’t go down without a fight, as fervent EV1 drivers staged a round-the-clock vigil to keep the few cars from the junkyard. GM won.

As highlighted in this 2006 article by Bloomberg News, the death of the electric car was caused by a sort of perfect storm of factors (mostly rich guys noticing how consumers drooled over the shiny gigantic-ness of SUVs – the anti-Christ to electric cars.)

As a result, while gas prices continue to escalate, and global warming is irrefutable, current efforts to improve the first versions of the electric car are amazingly sparse. Right now, the push to create “plug-in” cars seems the most hopeful innovation on the horizon – unlike electric cars, hydrogen fuel cell cars, and hybrid vehicles (which still have a pretty crappy MPG ratio), “plug-ins” allow drivers to go long distances without needing to recharge, one of the biggest drawbacks to older electric models.

However, again, it seems like production efforts of the “plug-ins” are moving at the pace of a demented turtle — have you seen any of these cars on the street?

Neither have I.

(Update: The Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday that “GM Vice Chairman Robert Lutz said yesterday that the company hopes to launch a family of electric vehicles that would share many parts with GM’s mainstream models. GM still needs suppliers to develop the batteries required for electric vehicles, and it isn’t yet certain the suppliers will come through. GM already is mapping out plans to produce a wide range of electric models beyond the Chevrolet Volt, which it has vowed to launch in three years or so.”)

Categories: Kvetching about journalism · Life · apocalypse · entertainment · environment · global warming · journalism · science · technology
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In the Film Apocalypto, the Baby Jaguar Made Me Cry

August 24, 2007 · Leave a Comment

MayanSnake

Following up on my blog’s apocalyptic tone for the day, I just watched Apocalypto, directed by Mel Gibson.

Sadly, even with my limited knowledge of their culture, I could tell that many of the lead actors were not indigenous Mayans. So, from the beginning of the film, I had trouble suspending disbelief that I was truly on an epic voyage. And, Gibson’s film seemed to haughtily hint that the Mayans needed rescue from their civilization — the film, after all, opens with the following quote: “A great civilization is not conquered from without until it is destroyed from within.”

Yet, I’ll admit I really have no idea what his intent was, and undeniably, the film is a work of art, no matter your perspective on its politics, or if you prefer to travel to Cancun or the Ruta Pu’uc.

It will certainly make you look at your photos of the Mayan pyramids with renewed admiration. The Mayan culture, even as depicted by Gibson (which Mayan experts say was a bit of a stretch) is simply riveting…..

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Categories: Life · Mexico · Travel · animals · apocalypse · art · cancun · entertainment · environment · nature · photo essays · photos · yucatan
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Isn’t It All Feeling a Little Too Apocalyptic?

August 24, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I’m not much of an optimist when it comes to global warming – I’m pretty much convinced this planet is beyond repair. You just have to be a regular reader of NOAA press releases to know that.

And sometimes, it feels like it’s all going to hell very soon:

Massive Fires Sweep Across Southern Europe

Death Toll Climbs in Flood-Stricken U.S. Midwest

Mexico Battered by Massive Hurricane Dean

The Iraq Clusterf*ck

Too many words? Want a more visual sense of things? A 15,000 Year Tour of Abandoned Manhattan

Categories: apocalypse · environment · global warming · hurricanes · nature · news · science · trends · weather