Dear Lady Luck —
Thank you so much for letting me work for a company that allows me to work at home. And, going farther back in our relationship, thank you for letting me enter a field of work that requires only an internet connection to be productive and, thusly, a wage earner.
As you know, today every single subway line was affected by flooding, stranding many people in the 102-degree heat index weather.
But not me. Or Brendan!
Again, thank you. I’d write more, but I’m working, from my air-conditioned apartment. I’m sure looking forward to that “commute” home. Wink-wink!