Following up on how my great-grandmother could beat up your great-grandmother, I’d like now to focus on why my mother-in-law is cooler than your mother-in-law:
First, she plays online email Scrabble games with her son and me.
Second, she plays words like this:
“Hello Joy, Martie has played “TITS” for 12 points.
It is now your turn. Good luck and happy tiling!
The Scrabulous Team”